Steven says... Thanks for all your help, Ling. Everything you said would happen, did, and on time! The excellent dealer was very helpful with the paperwork and delivery arrangements. I would have no hesitation recommending you to colleagues and clients.
Steven
Editor Note:
Oh, my husband is from Yorkshire which helps, as I can translate what you are saying to English, when you phone me, Steven. Enjoy BMW 320, that is same car as mine!!! Very nice, eh? -
Ling
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Paul says... Ling - When I first saw the website I was surprised to say the least. I thought "NO WAY" However, I compared prices, and took a chance. Ling does her job well, and gets deals!
Would I use her again? YES!
Would I recommend her? YES, I HAVE!
Paul
Editor Note:
Glad you took the plunge into my website, Paul. So many websites never updated, not live and are very boring, eh? Not mine! Glad you like new Toyota Avensis, too! -
Ling
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Malcolm says... When I first heard of Ling, it was the "head on the body of a Dalek" that caught my attention (some people say I have similar personality to Dalek - Ling). After contacting her for a quote (for an unlisted car), I found the whole service and flow of communication to be clear and free of jargon. The Mazda 6 was delivered early and all aspects of operation explained - excellent! Where so many companies employ faceless people with personality bypasses, it is great do deal with a human being (I not often called THAT! - Ling). I will recommend Ling to anyone who is looking for a new car, without hesitation.
Malcolm
Editor Note:
You very bloody kind customer, Malcolm, you write very sweet letter. Nottingham very dangerous place, you should take care. Maybe I rent you Dalek body for protection on mean streets -
Ling
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Peter says... LINGsCARS.com provided an excellent service, both in terms of cost and delivery of the Land Rover Freelander. I would not have a problem in recommending such a friendly, excellent service. The Freelander was delivered on time.
Peter
Editor Note:
I'm quite pleased to supply you a Land Rover, Peter, as you come from Land Rover country. So glad you chose me, glad I was cheaper and better than dealers -
Ling
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Paul says... Dear Ling,
Toyota Avensis T3X 2.0 D4D (115bhp) 5 door hatchback Deal 426
May I say how pleasant it has been to deal with you on this matter. Your website is certainly hard hitting but I found in conversations you were very prompt and helpful.
I have accordingly recommended you to my colleagues who over the next year or so will all be swapping their company cars and taking cash for a car deal. Thanks again.
Paul
Editor Note:
Dear Paul, it is with pleasure I note that polite English people like you are such a pleasure to deal with as customers, and that you also write the most gracious letters in the world. As a roughneck Chinese peasant, I am charmed. -
Ling
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Malcolm says... Ling, the car (Mazda 6 - Ling) has just been delivered, and can I say thank you very much for all your help and assistance. I am extremely chuffed!
Malcolm
Editor Note:
Malcolm, despite Mazda being damn Japanese brand and despite the Managing Director banning me from selling his cars (now lifted - something to do with me saying Americans did right thing to nuclear bomb Japan and turning up at dealership in my Nuclear Missile Truck - heh), I am pleased to sell you this car. Mazda 6 is actually very nice car. Glad to have you as very nice customer -
Ling
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Ruth says... We couldn't have asked for better service. Everything went according to plan (timescales, delivery, colour, etc). You provided fantastic dealer service and an excellent delivery of the Mini to us. Only one problem; I can't decide which car to lease from Ling in two year's time!!! Keep up the great work, Ling.
Ruth
Editor Note:
Ho! You are from West Midlands yet I could understand you on telephone! Ruth, thanks so much for nice letter. You can always rely on Mini dealers for good service because really they are BMW dealers -
Ling
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Paul says... Hi Ling,
I'm delighted with my car and very impressed with your extremely helpful and professional service. Your dealer for my Fiat Multipla was good, pleasant and efficient. I loved the noodles, too!.
Paul
Editor Note:
Paul, glad you enjoyed noodles! They were special Sichuan spicy cat and dog* flavour. You can reuse chopsticks if you wash. Hmmm, Fiat dealer gets good review - you are sure noodles have not affected brain? Fiat Multipla is strange kind of car, 3 people can sit in front; just like my old Land Rover and my nuclear rocket truck. Do you ever get deja-vu? Thanks for being well behaved customer with no complaints - Ling * = not really (I explain for stupid people)
' -
Ling
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Rachel says... Ling, you're a star! Fab service, prompt reply to any queries and cheap prices. Excellent delivery by a very nice man and all the gizmos were explained. All in all, excellent service. The one (and only) improvement you could make is to lease the cars for FREE!!!.
Rachel
Editor Note:
You are another Toyota Corolla Verso customer, Rachel! This car is getting more and more popular. Thanks very much to you and David for nice letter, I will be in touch for ["FREE"] software, heheh -
Ling
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Louise says... The service that I received from Ling has been excellent, and I am so pleased with my new Mini Cooper Convertible - I love it! Your dealer gave excellent service, too!
Louise
Editor Note:
Louise, glad you are so happy with new Mini. Wait for summer, eh, get the roof down? Hmmm, I really need a bigger kitchen, perhaps you could help me -
Ling
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Dawn says... I received my new Megane CC promptly. Ling was always on the end of the phone to update me and keep me informed regarding the process of things.
Dawn
Editor Note:
Ho, you get CC just in time for winter, Dawn! Never mind, it always good to deal with movie industry company, you are very nice multiple repeating customer. How many cars now?? Lots. One day you can help me make LINGsCARS.com TV commercials! -
Ling
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Mark says... A first class service at every stage of the rental process. Professional, friendly and extremely efficient and helpful in every respect. I was recommended to use LINGsCARS.com and now I will be recommending others to do the same.
Mark
Editor Note:
Mark, you are very kind to me, but I simply do my best. Hope you enjoy new top spec C200 Mercedes. Glad you say dealer was top-notch too, they will be damn pleased -
Ling
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Dawn says... Ling provides good efficient service and is very competitive.
Dawn
Editor Note:
Fantastic to be able to supply you Berlingo, Dawn! As Screen do very famous filming work, maybe you give me professional opinion of my Zil Missile Truck movie, eh? -
Ling
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Geoff says... Ling,
Very impressed with your service and efficiency. Only complaint is that nobody called to say when the VW Golf was arriving and it was only by luck that I was here to sign for it.
Geoff
Editor Note:
Isn't it strange how dealers invest about a million pounds in flashy showrooms and stock and people, they sing the corporate tune, look slick, then let things down by not making a simple phone call to tell me or the customer the delivery time. When WILL they learn to do things perfectly? Ho, hum. Small mistake, but could have cost them a lot of money messing around delivering twice. Never mind, I'll kick their ass. Enjoy Golf, Geoff! -
Ling
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William says... A very entertaining web site, no nonsense but it tells you exactly what you need to know. A top quality service, I couldn't find any Chinks (sorry!) at all. Will definitely use Ling again!
William
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William, glad you enjoy your new Mazda MX-5. Hehehe, Chink joke quite funny - for a hairdresser (MX-5) called Willy living in area with many sheep (no offence)! -
Ling
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Michael says... I was very happy with the service I received from Ling. The BMW 120 is great and most importantly it was at the right price. I also found the personal touch of Ling reassuring. Dealer very efficient and professional, I couldn't have asked for more. I would definitely use Ling again, and would recommend others to do so as well!
Michael
Editor Note:
I always say solicitors favourite customers because paperwork perfect, but you particularly nice one, Michael. (My "personal touch" was down a telephone I must add for any weirdos reading this!) Hope BMW increases your golf club status -
Ling
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Wayne says... Absolutely no problems at all dealing with Ling. Very simple, friendly and efficient service. I have not hesitated to recommend Ling to our friends. It's a pity all businesses do not reach this level of competence.
Wayne
Editor Note:
Wah! Makes me seem perfect - I am not! By the way, this customer had a poor PDI on his Shogun Sport (things missing he said), so I have questioned dealer. Wayne said they sorted it out for him after contacting Fleet Sales Manager. You see! Nothing ever perfect -
Ling
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Doug says...
Intriguing website. Am looking to replace my car and your company is definitely top of the list. Noodles is a perfectly acceptable bribe level - although I think politicians go as high as a turnip.
Doug
Editor Note:
Turnip, hmmm. Maybe good idea, but postage too high. You can tell British politicians get free postage -
Ling
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Paul says...
Great website, I hope we can do business. Are you really a Chinese or some English person who has hit on great idea to attract custom?
Paul
Editor Note:
Hahaha, are YOU really English, Paul? I will correct your grammar; in your last sentence you should write "... or some Chinese person who has hit on a great idea to attract custom?" Maybe because you are from Yorkshire/Sheffield/Barnsley area I will let you off for using such poor grammar. Husband says that South Yorkshire is a little "behind". Or maybe you are Chinese person pretending to be English? Noodles on their way to you -
Ling
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Susan says... Re our BMW 120SE Diesel
Excellent service!! A nice lady to deal with - much better than dealing with showroom staff. Excellent delivery!! I have recommended Ling to other people and businesses, and I will use her again.
Susan
Editor Note:
Of course I am much better than showroom staff!! I am Ling! Showroom staff are often donkeys. My husband part-owns car supermarket group and he admits often showroom staff lazy and donkeys. I simply do my best, Susan -
Ling
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Angela says...
Cool site, no hidden nasty prices. Great way of doing business, thanks!
Angela
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Cool is good. I like to be cool. Bloody British weather suits me. Thanks for note! -
Ling
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David says... Dear Ling,
I'm very happy with my new car. I think that £200 +VAT is a reasonable price to pay per month, to lease a £20,000 car. My Shogun arrived on time, and I got the colour and model I wanted. It was quite easy to set up the deal. I hope we can do business in another two years!
David
Editor Note:
David, the monthly rentals I sell are way below the true value of the cars. I'm pleased you figure out this is the most cost effective way to run a new car. Enjoy Shogun! -
Ling
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Daniel says...
Very funny site, however I am a bit tipsy at the minute, so even the cat is funny
Daniel
Editor Note:
No.1 letter! -
Ling
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Lisa says... Ling tries to appear nice by offering cheap cars, a funny website and free dinners. In truth she must be a very tough businesswoman, if not a ruthless criminal (Aiya!!! You find out below, I am also Paramedic - Ling!).
How else could she get me such a cheap car with so little fuss? I am now so frightened of Ling that I 'recommend' her to all my friends and will be forced to get all my cars from her in the future!
If I may dare just add this, my car was delayed but I was kept informed at all times.
Lisa
Editor Note:
Whoa! Why Renault Scenic delayed? I find out and post here soon! Now I have answer from very good Renault dealer... because Renault recalled this batch of cars due to technical block. So delay may saved your life, Lisa, as Renault always ensures safety top priority. You should be pleased! Fast delivery no good if customer dead. This common sense as who would pay direct debit, eh? Please do not thank me to save your life, this all part of Ling service! Thank you for letter with English humour. I normally do jokes here, but I allow you this chance, because car delayed -
Ling
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Nick says...
I haven't laughed at a business site before - well done!
Thanks for all your help, Ling. Everything you said would happen, did, and on time! The excellent dealer was very helpful with the paperwork and delivery arrangements. I would have no hesitation recommending you to colleagues and clients. 
Editor Note:
Oh, my husband is from Yorkshire which helps, as I can translate what you are saying to English, when you phone me, Steven. Enjoy BMW 320, that is same car as mine!!! Very nice, eh? -
Ling
Ling - When I first saw the website I was surprised to say the least. I thought "NO WAY" However, I compared prices, and took a chance. Ling does her job well, and gets deals!
When I first heard of Ling, it was the "head on the body of a Dalek" that caught my attention (some people say I have similar personality to Dalek - Ling). After contacting her for a quote (for an unlisted car), I found the whole service and flow of communication to be clear and free of jargon. The Mazda 6 was delivered early and all aspects of operation explained - excellent! Where so many companies employ faceless people with personality bypasses, it is great do deal with a human being (I not often called THAT! - Ling). I will recommend Ling to anyone who is looking for a new car, without hesitation. /small.gif "Car")
LINGsCARS.com provided an excellent service, both in terms of cost and delivery of the Land Rover Freelander. I would not have a problem in recommending such a friendly, excellent service. The Freelander was delivered on time. /small.gif "Car")
We couldn't have asked for better service. Everything went according to plan (timescales, delivery, colour, etc). You provided fantastic dealer service and an excellent delivery of the Mini to us. Only one problem; I can't decide which car to lease from Ling in two year's time!!! Keep up the great work, Ling. 
Hi Ling,
Ling, you're a star! Fab service, prompt reply to any queries and cheap prices. Excellent delivery by a very nice man and all the gizmos were explained. All in all, excellent service. The one (and only) improvement you could make is to lease the cars for FREE!!!. /small.gif "Car")
The service that I received from Ling has been excellent, and I am so pleased with my new Mini Cooper Convertible - I love it! Your dealer gave excellent service, too! 
I received my new Megane CC promptly. Ling was always on the end of the phone to update me and keep me informed regarding the process of things. 
A first class service at every stage of the rental process. Professional, friendly and extremely efficient and helpful in every respect. I was recommended to use LINGsCARS.com and now I will be recommending others to do the same. 
Ling provides good efficient service and is very competitive. 
Ling,/small.gif "Car")
A very entertaining web site, no nonsense but it tells you exactly what you need to know. A top quality service, I couldn't find any Chinks (sorry!) at all. Will definitely use Ling again! 
I was very happy with the service I received from Ling. The BMW 120 is great and most importantly it was at the right price. I also found the personal touch of Ling reassuring. Dealer very efficient and professional, I couldn't have asked for more. I would definitely use Ling again, and would recommend others to do so as well! 
Absolutely no problems at all dealing with Ling. Very simple, friendly and efficient service. I have not hesitated to recommend Ling to our friends. It's a pity all businesses do not reach this level of competence. /small.gif "Car")
Dear Ling,
Ling tries to appear nice by offering cheap cars, a funny website and free dinners. In truth she must be a very tough businesswoman, if not a ruthless criminal (Aiya!!! You find out below, I am also Paramedic - Ling!).
