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Hi! I am Ling from Dragons' Den. I lease cheap new cars! |
CAR SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS
Turn up your sound and watch video below:
...by Melissa Hartington-Smythe
my Blitish Airways stewardess!
Outcast Melissa Hartington-Smythe, my very fit car safety stewardess takes my visitors and customers on a journey around my SAFETY POLICY!
I offer full LINGsCARS safety advice for my car leasing customers and it is brought to life for people who have difficulty reading English, by posh Melissa.
It may be a criminal offence to remove the car safety card from your car. LINGsCARS is the UK's favourite car leasing website. Take an aspirin before visiting. After you have watched this video, it will self-destruct. Safety illustrations by www.whiteacresdesign.co.uk
MY SAFETY ADVICE
SO NEARLY ENDORSED BY THE SMMT! ...I tried and failed. |
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