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Delicious Sichuan Chicken Recipe

Ingredients

  • 12 chicken feet, complete
  • 3 tablespoons dark soy sauce
  • 2 tablespoons Chinese rice wine
  • 3 slices ginger
  • 250g hot chilli seeds
  • 2 tablespoons of chilli paste
  • 1 small bottle chilli oil
  • 3 spring onions
  • 1 teaspoon sugar
  • 5 star anise
  • 1 piece orange rind
  • 1/4 teaspoon pepper
  • 2 pints water

Directions:

Chop feet off dead chickens, or buy feet from butcher or Chinese supermarket. Not from Tesco.

Wash.

Combine all ingredients and boil like hell for 1 1/2 hours or until most water goes away.

Eat, spitting out bones.

Delicious.



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