Note: I live inside this website Monday to Friday 9am-6pm, to give you the very best service and make your experience a happy one! - I am Ling, accept no substitutes
Version 237.1.
You can trust me! ... In 2015 I rented over £85million of cars (at RRP).
I'm really sorry, you want help and I am just not helpful enough. I am Chinese. That explains. Look how helpful we were in Tiananmen! Tanks for that! Hahaha...
Rent new car = Rent new car. Easy!
I should be more sympathetic to people needing help on my website! I know, I know...
Help is something you need to do for yourself. Stop being so reliant on me.
I feel like the weight of the World is on my head! I am not Obama! "mmmI Ammm Lingmm! Youmm cammmmm trmmmust mmmme!"
I am Chinese not Catholic. I cannot do miracles!
Note: Other "professional" car sites (in suits) will treat you very politely, but they think you are a twat.
On the other hand, I treat you like grown adult but really, I love you to bits.
As long as you have at least some intelligence and humour :) - Ling