Ling's MANTRA!
Socialist-Capitalist Car Ideology |
My philosophy is simple and refreshing!
YOU will benefit from the application of diligence, hard work and thoroughness that I learnt growing up and at school in China. The workers of the world will unite to achieve greatness. I aim to do everything right, first time. I punish myself for making mistakes, so they happen rarely.
STIRRING MUSIC!
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 Every customer...
...who sends me a proposal for a contract hire car will be dealt with in a thoughtful and correct manner, in compliance with the Human Rights Act (Chinese rules).
In accordance with the People's Representative Council guidelines, I will endeavour to provide every assistance and help to every customer in an equal and comradely manner.
However, if customer engages in anti-Ling protest or whips up anger and resentment amongst the proletariat masses of website visitors, they will be labelled a pig-headed capitalist-roader and be subject to my substantial penalties.
You should seek truth from facts.
Three sayings which match my philosophy are;
"It does not matter if a car is black or white as long as it gets you to the shops"
- Deng Xiao Ping
"People of Britain
you can trust me"
- Tony Blair
"I am Chinese not Catholic:
I cannot do miracles"
- Ling
Long Live Ling!
- Ling
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Online Service
Response Times
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Quote > Proposal > Order > Delivery
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88 CLIENTS IN 'PROPOSAL'
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...LING REPLIES IN:
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68 CLIENTS IN 'ORDER'
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...LING REPLIES IN:
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Customers use my secure LINGO management system.
Response times
above based on last 4 hour period between
9am - 6pm, Mon to Fri
-Ling
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No Waiting
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I am the Viz UK business ambassador!
Post me Ferrero-Rochers! Yum Yum!
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Unlike most other internet car leasing sites, I publish all my contact information openly!
...so, you know who I am - Ling
THE UK's FAVOURITE
CAR LEASING WEBSITE!
Boss: Ling Valentine MSc IoD
15 Riverside Studios
Newcastle Business Park
Newcastle upon Tyne, NE4 7YL
Tel 0191 460 9444
sales@LINGsCARS.com
I prefer email to phone - Ling
VAT No: 866 0241 30
Co Reg No: 6178634
Consumer Credit Licence: 663330
Data Protection No: Z1098490
Best Before: 17/08/2007
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115kW bhp
5dr
electric,
auto,
met
ZS Electri
£296.24
per month, inc VAT
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100kW 4... bhp
-3dr
electric,
auto,
non-met
ETP3 Elect
£209.93
per month, inc VAT
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1.6 E-Tech ... 142bhp
5dr
hybrid,
auto,
non-met
Symbioz (2
£287.60
per month, inc VAT
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1.6 TGDI 7D... 186bhp
5dr
petrol,
auto,
met
5 Estate (
£295.26
per month, inc VAT
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1.5 TSI 204 bhp
5dr
hybrid,
auto,
non-met
Golf Hatch
£349.70
per month, inc VAT
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