Ling's MANTRA! Socialist-Capitalist Car Ideology |
My philosophy is simple and refreshing!
YOU will benefit from the application of diligence, hard work and thoroughness that I learnt growing up and at school in China. The workers of the world will unite to achieve greatness. I aim to do everything right, first time. I punish myself for making mistakes, so they happen rarely.
STIRRING MUSIC!
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Every customer... ...who sends me a proposal for a contract hire car will be dealt with in a thoughtful and correct manner, in compliance with the Human Rights Act (Chinese rules).
In accordance with the People's Representative Council guidelines, I will endeavour to provide every assistance and help to every customer in an equal and comradely manner.
However, if customer engages in anti-Ling protest or whips up anger and resentment amongst the proletariat masses of website visitors, they will be labelled a pig-headed capitalist-roader and be subject to my substantial penalties.
You should seek truth from facts. Three sayings which match my philosophy are;
"It does not matter if a car is black or white as long as it gets you to the shops" - Deng Xiao Ping
"People of Britain you can trust me" - Tony Blair
"I am Chinese not Catholic: I cannot do miracles" - Ling
Long Live Ling!
- Ling
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Online Service Response Times
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Quote > Proposal > Order > Delivery
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90 CLIENTS IN 'PROPOSAL'
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...LING REPLIES IN:
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HRS : MINUTES sec
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61 CLIENTS IN 'ORDER'
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...LING REPLIES IN:
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HRS : MINUTES sec
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Customers use my secure LINGO management system.
Response times
above based on last 4 hour period between 9am - 6pm, Mon to Fri
-Ling
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No Waiting
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I am the Viz UK business ambassador! Post me Ferrero-Rochers! Yum Yum!
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Unlike most other internet car leasing sites, I publish all my contact information openly! ...so, you know who I am - Ling
THE UK's FAVOURITE CAR LEASING WEBSITE!
Boss: Ling Valentine MSc IoD 15 Riverside Studios Newcastle Business Park Newcastle upon Tyne, NE4 7YL Tel 0191 460 9444
sales@LINGsCARS.com I prefer email to phone - Ling
VAT No: 866 0241 30 Co Reg No: 6178634 Consumer Credit Licence: 663330 Data Protection No: Z1098490 Best Before: 17/08/2007
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1.6 E-Tech ... 142bhp
5dr
hybrid,
auto,
non-met
Symbioz (2
£264.37
per month, inc VAT
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1.0 TSI bhp
5dr
petrol,
auto,
non-met
Polo Hatch
£245.26
per month, inc VAT
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LL21 90... 122bhp
-3dr
electric,
auto,
non-met
Kangoo L2
£185.50
per month, inc VAT
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2.0 TFSI 150bhp
4dr
petrol,
auto,
met
A5 Saloon
£498.90
per month, inc VAT
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125kW bhp
5dr
electric,
auto,
met
ID.3 Hatch
£261.42
per month, inc VAT
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